Buzznet Assignments
Photo Assignment #8 - Casting
Miss Leona will require fresh flowers in her trailer at all times. The fridge must be full-sized ( not a bar fridge) and must contain San Pellegrino water, Aranciata, Gordon's London Dry gin, Jamieson's whiskey, Bacardi Razz rum, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, ice, and at least 5 bottles of Pesquié pinot noir and/ or Masi Valpolicella. Leona will also require fresh grapes, mangoes, bananas and SWEET oranges in a basket. The caterer must be able to deliver meals to order in the trailer.
The trailer must be big enough to comfortably fit a massage table; accomodations must also be made available for her masseur and three other personal staff.
Leona's cats will require an enclosed grassy space no smaller than 18'x18' adjacent to the trailer. Inclusion of a tree in this space would be ideal. Potted is acceptable.
Leona will start work no earlier than 9am and finish no later than 9pm, and will work no longer than 6 hours at a time, with a break of at least three (3) hours in between.
Please sign this contract and return to Snooty & Snotty Partners within 7 days.
Leona looks forward to working creatively with you!
The trailer must be big enough to comfortably fit a massage table; accomodations must also be made available for her masseur and three other personal staff.
Leona's cats will require an enclosed grassy space no smaller than 18'x18' adjacent to the trailer. Inclusion of a tree in this space would be ideal. Potted is acceptable.
Leona will start work no earlier than 9am and finish no later than 9pm, and will work no longer than 6 hours at a time, with a break of at least three (3) hours in between.
Please sign this contract and return to Snooty & Snotty Partners within 7 days.
Leona looks forward to working creatively with you!
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